womens dictionary

[manal]

Woman Dictonary

Yes = No

No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
* It's your decision = My correct decision should be obvious by now
Do what you want = You'll pay for this later
We need to talk = I need to complain
Sure go ahead = I don't want you to
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron
You're so manly = You need a shave and you sweat a lot
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs
This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house

I want new curtains = carpeting, furniture, and wallpaper
I heard a noise = I noticed you were almost asleep
Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive
How much do you love me? = I did something today you're going to hate
I'll be ready in a minute = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV
You have to learn to communicate = Just agree

with me

Are you listening to me!? =Too late, you're dead :eek:

[nada]

WoOoOw manal .....it`s really a useful dictionary.... thanx
i hope some body is gonna look at it and find the good points of it

[john]

manal it is realy nice & fine but pls to take care from us

best regard

john

[ramroum]

i like sooooooooo much
thanx manal

u know that i use most of them.. especially the yes and the no one
and the r u listening to me one

hhhhhhhhhh
thanx

[ramroum]

i like sooooooooo much
thanx manal

u know that i use most of them.. especially the yes and the no one
and the r u listening to me one

hhhhhhhhhh
thanx

[سالي غنوم]

hi...i think all men should read this it will help them for sometime...thanks Manal u made me smile...each and every word was true...good job